trends i don't get

Ohhh fashion, how it confuses our men and sometimes manages to confuse ourselves.

Some days I'm able to explain away some of the wackier fashion trends...

but these? They don't get to have an excuse.

The Poncho From Hell

I love you Anthro, but why are you resorting to making crap out of your carpets?

Inspired by: Pacha from The Emperor's New Groove.

Only 350 Bucks to Farmer Chic 
I was FLOORED when I saw the price tag on this lovely design.
Maybe I'm not "hipster" enough to see how "cool" this 90's revival is.
Plus, I couldn't imagine how my chest would ever fit in that.
HA. Good joke Anthro. Good joke.

Boyfriend Jeans of the Future

Honestly, could we find a worse jean than this?

Light wash with yellow lookin' stains, a extra yok at the top of the jean, and baggy all the way down the leg to make it look like the model has some pretty hefty thighs.

Maybe that's the point here...to make all us normal girls feel better when we see models wearing heinous things like this.

A Not-So-Secret Garden
{This is a shout out to my husband, who absolutely detests these things}
I have to admit it...I used to be an offender.
I would wear the big flowers on my head and thought it was "cute".
I have since been converted and feel like the age where it stopped being "cute" was around 5-6 years old.
This is an epidemic in Utah...big hair and even bigger flowers on a GROWN WOMAN'S HEAD.
IT NEEDS TO STOP.

Happy Friday friends :)