NYE 2013, What About the Young Marrieds?

In anticipation for our sparkly holiday, I did up my nails with some fun glitter polish, got an awesome sequin skirt from Frannies, and was SO PUMPED to get dressed up for some stellar NYE party.

First off, let's look at the options for our lovely community:

1.) Dance party extravaganza at UVU {I didn't even go to those parties when I was single! Too much butt grinding/sweatiness for my taste}

2.) Cocktail attire party at Spark on University Ave. in Provo {a good contender} 

3.) A "family friendly" party at the Provo Towne Mall {um, gross}

The only option I even half considered was Spark.

I looked online to find, to my dismay, that tickets were 20 bucks a pop...

 drinks and parking not included.

All I want is a party where I can:

be married and it not be weird to go to parties out on the town, dress up in ridiculously sparkly clothes, dance around to awesome music, eat mouth watering food, drink fruity {non-alcoholic} drinks, and party with friends into the new year.

Is that so hard to ask for?!

I know I'm married and all, but does that seriously mean that I'm doomed to be part of a wet blanket-boardgame playing couple at home on NYE for the rest of my life??

Out of frustration for the lack of bangin' parties and in defiance of lame-ace Provo...

I still got dressed up and went out on the town.

On the town 

AKA 

In-N-Out & Smiths.

Even though I looked like a dork walking into Smiths all glammed up,  

 I had a grand time with the husband scarfing down burgers and toasting with our Martinell's  :)

Just warning you, NYE 2014....

I know better.